Meet Jay Reilly
He's allergic to milk 🥛
Born cursed in a world of lattes, ice cream, and cheese boards. Every dairy product is his kryptonite.
What a tragic existence 😢
Somewhere, a cow is laughing at Jay's misfortune.
0 people are laughing at Jay Reilly
Next Goal: 100 supporters
🎁 We send Jay 1 pound of sharp cheddar
100 more needed!
Let Jay know that thousands of people find his dairy-free misery hilarious
Jays Milk Shirt
Meet Jay - the poor soul who can't handle a simple glass of milk without his body staging a full-scale revolt. This shirt celebrates Jay's tragic condition and his status as nature's cruelest joke. Every time you see someone enjoying a creamy latte or a bowl of cereal, think of Jay and his dairy-free existence. By purchasing this shirt, you're contributing to our "Get Jay Some Oat Milk" fund, because let's face it - someone needs to help this lactose-intolerant legend survive in a world made of cheese. Wear it with pride and remember: Jay may be allergic to milk, but he's not allergic to your support (probably).
💙 Every purchase helps spread awareness about Jay's tragic milk situation